Miss Piggy Malone,
Piggy is named for her vocal range and keen desire to sing. She often
sounds like a squealing piglet and has been called 'Tosca' by the
neighbours. The other part of her name (Malone) is in honour of her
detecting skills. (Piggy Malone was a detective character in the Two
Ronnies). Poor Piggy has always known that somebody is out to get her, and
spends a lot of her time investigating.
Piggy was born with this paranoid
view, and utterly refused to go to her new home with a delightful couple
who only wanted to spoil and adore her. They took another kitten and we
kept Piggy. Despite her pessimistic opinions about humanity Piggy is
extremely affectionate. The dilemmas caused by this duality keep her slim
and svelte (shall I be stroked? or will they kill me? decisions,
decisions).
When Piggy reached the right age she was introduced to a charming
gentleman siamese. Sadly Piggy decided this was a fate worse than death and
turned her face to the wall. After several days at the vet recovering, she
was neutered. Piggy has views about kittens, and her language, when kitten
care becomes too much, tests the full range of her remarkable voice.

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